apacheme - Automates creation of apache config and update to hosts file when setting up a new local dev site.
benchmark - Simplistic performance benchmarking using curl time_total.
cheat - Wrapper for cht.sh
clamup - Create virus dump directory, update definitions, and scan a directory in a single bound.
gitup - Pull master & staging for multiple sites at once to keep local repos up-to-date.
PHP Scripts
recleanly - Batch delete links from the free rebrandly account you use for dev/testing to more easily deal with their 500 link limit.
wp_version - Check a WordPress site's meta to see if it needs an update.
wp-plugin-check - Check a list of WordPress sites for a provided plugin and return the version number from it's read me to see if you need to upgrade a specific plugin.
Pointless Scripts
countdown - A joke script from days of yore.
goodnight - For when you don't want to start the next day looking at where you left off the day before.