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Our full-remote virtual office on Mars is shared by

A (once) lifeguard turned guardian for open-source. He gets all excited by people (so tweet him up @oliversild or just apply already!). Oliver also enjoys tinkering and hacking hardware and is so far the only weirdo on our team who is a fan of salty liquorice.

Oliver Sild

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CEO

[Dave Jong's avatar]

Previously wanted to become a chef and completed an education related to this yet then thought it'd be a good idea to start a software company via Reddit instead. Dave is an expert on craft beer, anti-crypto and can nap any time anywhere, seemingly during chats with the designer.

Dave Jong

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CTO

[Darius Sveikauskas's avatar]

Seems to believe he is Luke and his father to be Darth Wader (not Vader) He gets way too excited with the start of Formula 1 seasons and can fall asleep faster than Verstappen can pit, in roughly 1.2 seconds. Darius loves all things adrenaline and crazy and we love him!

Darius Sveikauskas

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Bounty & Data Overlord

[Hackuu's avatar]

Our friendly security bot. Currently on forced leave by Mr. Musk.

Hackuu

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Head of Morale

[Andreas Roosson's avatar]

Once ate a big mac meal, two extra big macs and an ice cream in one sitting. He gets way too excited about tiny details but also answering random surveys, the cosmos, new smells and organising stuff in productive ways to keep being lazy.

Andreas Roosson

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Design Lad

[Mart Virkus's avatar]

A moderately successful comic artist (see arcaderage.co). He considers himself a lucky bastard who likes to help others. Mart surprises us with a new band shirt every call and he just loves to nerd it out on random topics except herring (a classic Estonian trauma).

Mart Virkus

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Head of Marketing

[Sander Jrgens's avatar]

The hottest guy in the world because hes the god of all things sauna. He gets all too excited and hot when specifically listening to music on-board airplanes. Hes fun, hes easy and he can put two notes in one hot whistle!

Sander Jrgens

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Customer Success Manager

[Edouard L's avatar]

Has a weak spot for deutsche qualitt e.g. Dyson product design and Patchstack. (Honestly now, dont we all?) Edouard can stay calm and keep cool just like that poster. Weve seen it in calls and cool he is indeed. In fact he too never watched Star Wars yet still blows us away (just like Dyson).

Edouard L

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Security engineer

[Helis Hmarsalu's avatar]

Our good vibe correction officer with an alleged ESPN documentary for a backstory. Helis is all about seizing a moment and making it your best one yet. Shots, Shakira and dancing like in the 2000s may be involved. Be aware, Helis has the inhuman resources to make anything happen.

Helis Hmarsalu

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Employee experience & culture

[Meelika Burket's avatar]

Meelika is a wild spirit into motorsports and even crazier art. She once raised a whole colony of spiders and was herself bit by the travel fever spider. Shes awesome at uncomplicating finances to self-proclaimed entrepreneurs... which is a huge blessing to us all at Patchstack.

Meelika Burket

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Chief Accountant

[Lana Rafaela Cindric's avatar]

A true cat lady living with 5 cats (totalling at 45 lives). She gets way too excited about scuba diving and sees herself potentially getting into deep sea welding another testament to her craziness (if 5 cats werent enough). Tequila and crying spicy tacos her words to live by.

Lana Rafaela Cindric

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Product Marketing Manager

[Ananda Dhakal's avatar]

A real energetic trickster this one. When most of us would play Counter-Strike for funzies, Ananda would do it to absolutely dominate. When you ask him for a meme, you get one custom. He also scored his first security bounties at a prodigious and humble age of just 13 and has been fighting the good fight ever since. Now thats ambition!

Ananda Dhakal

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Security Researcher

[Maciek Palmowski's avatar]

Behind that Polish smile youll find the one-in-a million developer turned self-taught extrovert. Loves secure code, chic coffee and even has a devoted show for geeks alike. Maciek does his research to near-horrid depths and is a walking-biking knowledge-base of hot tips and cold sarcastic humor.

Maciek Palmowski

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Alliance Community Manager

[Krat etin's avatar]

Blessed with no allergies, except for non-edible things like cats, Krat is our man with an elegant palette for seeking out the hardest of vulnerabilities and the softest of pastries. This makes him a true 7/24 (yes 7/24) sugar-powered machine excited to get it on with those hardcore Meterpreter sessions.

Krat etin

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Vulnerability researcher

[Chazz Wolcott's avatar]

Cool guys have cool names. Chazz. Say it smooth like butter, yum! The man also has an unexplainable tasty knack for silly trivia on ANYTHING. Seriously, be careful you may find out about things. Like how to hunt for vulnerabilities. And ghosts. At the haunted hotel that inspired The Shining Err, yikes?

Chazz Wolcott

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Security researcher

[Mario Tarosso's avatar]

An enigma of an engineer, Mario is like Bruce Wayne. He goes by unsuspected full-stack guy at Patchstack by day and Unreal game developer extraordinaire at night. He is a prawn-fearing wanna go skydiving? type of guy whose Tinder profile could leave nobody disinterested.

Mario Tarosso

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Engineer

[Ivan F's avatar]

AWS as in AWESOME! Bit unsure how anyone binges 700 episodes of One Piece, but this man did! To wind down, Ivan prefers relaxing bicycle trips through beautiful scenery on questionable roads During which he wonders about the passing rocks. You see, Ivan would like to be a metallurgist. What a solid way to spend one's days!

Ivan F

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Engineer

[Siobhan McKeown's avatar]

Siobhan somehow took a rollercoaster from full-analog archaeology to full-remote digital operations. Along the way, she picked up a philosophy degree (and an honorary one in having fun, issued by us ). As if that werent enough, shes also considers herself professional hobbyist into writing, ceramics, cooking, music, scuba diving and everything else!

Siobhan McKeown

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COO

[Alex Sandham's avatar]

Alex is a bizarre blend of hungry wolf and cuddly care bear Our very own Wolf of Sesame Street! Like a real salesninja, youll never see him coming. Rumor has it the wealthy Swiss live in fear of his confusingly hardcore softboy sales tactics and have banned Alex from entering Switzerland.

Alex Sandham

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Account Executive

[Agnes Sild's avatar]

Agnes is into psychology, true crime, mysteries and all things supernatural (so much in fact she co-runs a podcast about it). She is a wizard of social media herself. She also gets way too excited about cakes and makes a crazy good pecan pie. Every time Agnes sees a dog or a cat, she gets the urge to run to them and meet&greet them.

Agnes Sild

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Personal Brand Manager

[Elliot Taylor's avatar]

Not to be mistaken for the kid from Spielbergs E.T. (1982)! Our Elliot is a cheeky protagonist in his own right. A well-versed engineer by day, by night beware of the impromptu DJ who will hijack your Bluetooth speaker. With that fabulous hair and wild heart, he fits right into the Beatles track he's about to rock.

Elliot Taylor

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Head of Engineering

[Simon Kraft's avatar]

Youve just got to love a guy who loves trains. With near-perfect spatial memory, Simon is the guy who can perfectly map out scenic train routes and smooth product launches alike. Lets just say Simon makes the jigsaw puzzle that is product management seem like a breeze.

Simon Kraft

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Product Manager

[Meg Payne's avatar]

From explaining the nuanced taste profiles of diet soda to breaking down the linguistics of German nuclear energy terminology, Meg has been blessed with mastery of the tongue. Trivia moment: shes also a huge Top Gun fan and named her pup Maverick. Top dawg for sure!

Meg Payne

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Operations Manager

[George Johnstone's avatar]

George hits life like a rugby tackle. With full force and no hesitation. Hes got that Wolf of Wall Street spark and Kingsman charm and could sell sand to a Brit on Brighton Beach while solving a Rubiks Cube. Off the field, he dives deep into documentaries and F1 aerodynamics. Thats one hungry brain!

George Johnstone

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SDR

[Renato Hysa's avatar]

Started a fire at age 4 and has been burning bright ever since. With an entrepreneurial (and arsonistic ) mind, Renato often starts with so I was inspecting an element He effortlessly fishes API, CSS, HTML and PHP letters out of an alphabet soup, eyes closed, like hes some sort of god of code. Speaking of soup, he loves to cook for people who think hes cooking for them (hes actually not). As if that weren't savage enough, Renato dreams of migrating his devblog from YouTube to OnlyFans?!