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Found a nice pair of reading glasses on the loo roll holder in a public toilet cubical. Nowhere to hand them in and my magnification, so gave them a new home. Today they slid off my head and landed in the toilet bowl. It's only just dawned on me
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When I first heard Bohemian Rhapsody as a 10 year-old in the 70s, the line, 'Mama, just killed a man', annoyed me as I thought his mum had killed the man and the singer was getting blamed for it. I remember thinking she wasn't a very nice mum.
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My husband's navel smells like yoghurt that's gone bad. Such a shame, I love giving him head but struggle being near the pit of doom
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I got some change today and got a useless 1p so was going to bin it. It was weathered and from 1974 and I thought of the journey it's been on and felt bad. The journey will continue at the shop this lunchtime.
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