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Swingers who shared their unconventional wedding vows online learned a valuable lesson that there really is no pleasing everyone.
Paul and Kaye Davis, from Portsmouth, added humour to their special day and decided against a traditional church wedding.
And during the ceremony, they promised to love one another unconditionally - or at least until one of them really f***ed the other off.
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Entertained guests laughed and cheered in unison on the day but social media trolls branded the pair inappropriate for having the audacity to turn marriage into a joke.
Stating his vows, Paul, a paint sprayer, said: I promise to be by your side no matter how long it takes for you to choose from the menu when eating out. I promise to tolerate your bad attitude when it is week two of your cycle and to peel you out of your stinking running gear when you get stuck and to love you unconditionally or at least until you really f*** me off.
Kaye, who works as a nurse, responded: I promise to be by your side despite you being an impatient d*** when youre hangry. I promise to listen and show an interest in your conspiracy theories when Ive only just woken up and my eyes are still stuck together. I will realise that only one of us likes to have our spots squeezed and it isnt you. And I promise to love you unconditionally or at least until you really f*** me off.
The bonkers wedding was two years ago and they recently shared footage of the vows - but it was not to everyones taste. One offended bloke said it was 'wholly inappropriate' before another said: Why would you use this language at a wedding.
A third raged: Not funny would be so ashamed if it was my son or daughter.
A fourth said: Makes an absolute mockery of the wedding vows.
Another criticised the pair for swearing while a final comment read: Fair play to them but this isn't my cup of tea. It seems too flippant for such an important moment.
Afterwards, we spoke to Kaye who said she was not surprised at the negative reaction - and said their swinging lifestyle often leads to judgement.
The happy couple became swingers in their 40s and previously told us how they regretted not playing the field.
They now attend kinky clubs together in their spare time and said it enhanced their relationship by creating a tighter bond between them.
And speaking about the trolling they received for the vows, Kaye said: While the lifestyle is becoming more recognised, some feel we shouldnt have got married because they dont understand our dynamics of non-monogamy.
But us being married is something we both wanted to complete our relationship. We dont want to be in a relationship with anyone else and while we have formed fantastic friendships with others, there is no other person that either of us wants as a long-term companion. So let the haters hate, we love our life and we are very grateful for everyone that stands by us and loves us for who we are.
The pair have been together for 11 years and married for two - and Kaye thanked the people who did leave lovely comments under the video.
One such message read: Most honest vows ever. That celebration is amazing.
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