I’m Mr. Avocado: crazy about privacy, pie (charts), and puns, with a curiosity that branches into everything from monetary history and finance to biohacking, psychopharmacology, personality psychology, and philosophy. Whether I’m plotting world domination or just the perfect spreadsheet, gathering and sorting knowledge is my favorite mashtime pastime.

When it comes to organizing, I’m the toast of the town; turning research into beautiful, actionable, and interactive tools is my specialty. Over time, I’ve curated collections of apps and services that help life run more privately and efficiently.

Lately that curiosity's started leaking into actual code. I'm no developer, but with AI as a build partner I've turned a few long-simmering ideas into things that actually run, with more to come. Building and learning, one rabbit hole at a time.

Development happens in bursts: nothing for weeks, then three things ship in a weekend.

Most of what I build here is and will stay free and open-source. A few future ideas may ship as closed-source freemium, donation-unlocked, or open core instead. I'll be upfront about licensing the moment anything like that goes live.

• TextGlide — EPUB reformatter that inserts research-calibrated spacing at phrase boundaries so you can read faster today
• My LittleLink — One privacy-respecting hub for every way to reach me: socials, secure messaging, email, and support
• Memento Mori — Calculates how much of your life is actually free, after sleep, work, education, and habitual time-wasting
• dotfiles — Personal dotfiles managed with chezmoi — zsh, Starship prompt, iTerm2, and supporting tool configs
• GuacSweep — Lean, safety-first, interactive CLI cleanup tool for macOS, written in plain bash with zero dependencies.

• Revamp of the avocadoattack website
• Avostars: a Go scraper and Python renderer that turn my curated GitHub star lists into a self-updating README

• Self-hosted, centralized captcha service (Cap.dev-powered) protecting every project under one roof, no per-app setup
• One-click-deploy-button directory: every one-click deploy option cataloged in one place, no more scavenger hunts
• Shell scripts to automate repetitive tasks, simplify routine machine upkeep, and generally keep my setup from rotting
• Plain-language digest of BIS, FSB, IMF, and World Bank publications, tracking the CBDC/stablecoin story as it unfolds
• Email badge generator: a spiritual revival of Nexodyne's tool: a PNG badge pairing your handle with your provider's logo
• Medication travel dossier generator: input meds and itinerary; get a per-country legal checklist (prescriptions, permits...)
• Spanish learning tool built around confusing contrasts (ser vs. estar, por vs. para, false friends), not textbook chapters
• A just-for-fun homage to The Net's Praetorian / π easter egg, because some bits deserve a nod (long live the 90s)
• Registrar switch calculator: input your domain portfolio, see what switching registrars would really cost or save
• XMPP alert bot that turns any webhook, page change, or thread reply into a private Cheogram/SimpleX notification
• TickTick backup tool: scheduled, API-based export of your TickTick data straight to Proton Drive or Tuta Drive
  
  

I'm not a coder. But between AI pair-programming and enough guac-fueled evenings, I'm finally building the things I used to just sketch in my head. Here's what I can get by on, what I'm still learning as I go, and what's sitting there waiting for me to try it.

Not fully fluent here but battle-tested across three shipped projects.

Picking these up one project at a time, and learning by doing. Still figuring plenty out as I build.

Haven't touched these yet, and I'm genuinely excited for the excuse to start.

If you have any feedback, critiques, or compliments, please do tell! Send me some love toast, and let's connect. I may look a tad aggressive in my PFP, but I promise I'm all about avocuddles (preferably E2EE cuddles).

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I exist on socials more in theory than in practice, but the links are here nonetheless. If you appreciate my work though, a tip always lands. Thank you!

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